Dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
I always get my target, 'cause I'm Saburo the Pickpocket!
Blackmail, blackmail, take 'em for all they've got!
I'm the guy everyone hates, Jiro the Extortionist!
Always wearing a bright salesman smile,
a million shady contracts to my name, I'm Ichiro the Conman!
Put us...
...together...
...and you've got:
The Crime Brothers!
All right, who's our target today?
What should I make for dinner tonight?
Come on, come on, come on!
Something healthy maybe? Like stewed vegetables and grilled fish, perhaps?
Ah! Sl...Sli-
Note: In Japanese, the words for pickpocket and slippers both begin with a "sli" sound.
I wore my slippers outside!
Goodness, this always happens when I'm lost in thought.
Don't scare me!
Oopsie-daisy!
Target 69 Crazy Criminal Brother Trio
Sorry, everyone.
No way!
No dinner?
I'm so sorry!
Why? Why? Why?
Why? What happened?
Somebody stole my wallet.
I think it happened when I went out earlier.
Darn. Your wallet... but you should have some savings, right?
Well, your father used it all up on a gold pick and shovel.
He's such a fool!
I've heard there are a lot of pickpockets around here, so I'd thought I was being careful.
It's killin' time.
They're completely in sync!
Even Futa!
Knowing them, they'll probably go through with it.
Hold on, guys, calm down.
You can have my instant ramen.
I want tonkotsu ramen.
Miso for me.
Seafood for me!
Yakisoba's best!
I like udon noodles, actually, Big Tsuna!
Quick switch...
I'm truly sorry, everyone.
Dad's salary payment comes in tomorrow, so it's just for one day, okay?
Does that mean...
Salary
Salary from the Vongola Family?
Not sure how I feel about that...
Don't worry, Mama.
Starting tomorrow, I'll guard you to make sure nobody takes your wallet.
You can count on us.
Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better.
You're coming too.
Wh-Why me?
To help make the world a better place!
Getting the bad guys is part of the Mafia's job.
The Mafia's job?
Not convincing at all!
Anyway, it should be fun tomorrow.
I'll do my best!
Leave it to I-Pin!
They'll learn the terror of Lambo!
All right then, let's eat Tsuna's instant ramen and go to bed early.
Yeah!
Guys, stop looking like you're about to stab someone!
Aren't you ashamed?
It's not a proper escort unless you go all the way.
But we stick out like sore thumbs!
Seriously, we look creepy!
Well, it wouldn't be any fun if we terrified our target so much he didn't show.
Mama, I want to drink coffee made from the beans this shop sells.
Do you?
Well then, let's buy some.
Lambo wants soft-serve ice cream!
Okay, you got it.
Mama, that smells good!
You want roasted chestnuts? Okay.
Mama, the crackers here are ranked quite high!
Soft-serve ice cream!
Okay, okay...
Crackers!
Don't be in such a rush.
Chestnuts, chestnuts!
Coffee first.
What are you guys here for?
They're such kids.
This would work great in my poison cooking!
The sloth is not food!
This way!
No, this way first.
Soft-serve ice cream!
Crackers!
That's the woman whose wallet I took, no doubt about it.
She's pretty unlucky.
Yeah. We're going after her twice.
I'll do it like yesterday, bro.
You can trust Saburo the Pickpocket!
Go for it.
We'll watch your handiwork from here.
Leave it to me!
You all got what you wanted, right?
Yeah!
What about you, Tsu-kun?
No, I'm...
But if I gave Kyoko-chan a bouquet would she be happy?
Flowers! I love them!
Thanks, Tsuna-kun!
Naw...
You're so sweet!
Nah, like I said...
Tsuna-kun!
It's Tsuna-san!
No, nah...
Kyoko-chan!
Haru!
What are you doing here?
Hi there!
Are you all shopping?
Yup!
I didn't want to come along, but lucky for me I got to see Kyoko-chan!
How lucky of me to bump into you shopping!
Fate must have brought us together!
No way, not a chance!
Oh, perfect timing!
There's something I wanted to show you!
What? Me?
A new version of the Namahage costume, for the school fair!
You're wearing that Namahage thing again?
This version has scales going up and down its back, like a monster!
Um, you really don't have to wear that.
Idiots.
They're so busy yapping, they'll be easy marks.
What are you doing to my precious ingredients?
Are you okay?
Wait. Bianchi?
I gave up on the sloth and decided to go with a python.
I think it'll taste better.
That's not the point...
Sorry, sorry! I'm really sorry!
Shut up!
Get lost!
What's with you?
Is she on to me?
Is she?
Did she figure out I was trying to pickpocket?
Training dummy!
Training dummy?
Thought they were gone.
Good memories!
It's a dummy I-Pin used to use as a sandbag when she trained.
That's him?
Ah... She doesn't have her glasses.
No, I-Pin, he's just some random guy, he's not your-
Gyoza Kempo!
Too late...
Was that some kind of street performance?
He can jump all over the place!
What a fascinating person.
Dangerous and strange...
Thank goodness...
The Gyoza Kempo controls its opponent without revealing itself.
But I wonder if he's okay.
What the hell are you doing?
He flew in...
Either way, I guess that means Saburo's still a kid.
Let me go next, bro.
Okay, do your stuff.
I won't screw up like Saburo.
I'm Jiro the Extortionist.
Here's how I work:
I carry this pot, and deliberately bump into them,
then yell at them and make them pay for it!
I'm sorry!
Let me pay for that!
Kind-looking ladies like that make perfect targets!
Hey, Mama, Lambo-san wants more ice cream...
You're finished already?
No more, Lambo.
You'll make yourself sick.
You'll have to go to the bathroom.
That's right.
Don't you have some candy?
I put it in my hair...
Nobody else can have it!
That's not candy.
Okay, here goes!
What now?
An explosion?
Lambo-san knows nothing!
It's Sunday!
They must be having fireworks for a special event.
China celebrates with firecrackers!
Bang, bang!
Oh, you think?
Lately, I've been kinda sensitive to explosions...
This is the repair bill for the roof.
Pay as soon as possible, please.
You useless fools!
Sorry.
Yeah, sorry!
Are you screwing with me?
Never, bro!
That Chinese kid did something weird to me!
Some kind of explosive hit me...
Cut the excuses!
I can't trust you guys.
I'll go myself.
Th-Then...
You're going to do that...?
Yes, I swear on my name, Ichiro the Conman,
eldest of the famous crime brothers,
that I'll get money from her again.
Yes?
Hello there.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me for bothering you at such a busy time.
Huh?
I sell educational materials that will vastly improve your grades.
Gain their trust with smooth talk and a smile,
and sell them insanely-expensive fake textbooks. That's how I roll.
Actually, your father spoke to me yesterday...
What? My dad?
Yes...
I've already checked you out. Your dad's not here.
Um, my dad's not here right now, and my mom's out...
Is that so?
Man, seeing him up close, he looks pretty dumb.
I think my mom will be back soon.
Well then, I'll wait for her inside.
Inside?
Is that all right?
I came a long way just for you.
H-Huh?
Please, don't mind me.
I lost to his perfect smile...
In a con, it's all about the mind games.
Now that I'm inside, I've as good as won.
Oh, thank you.
Ah, that's...!
Hey, Bianchi!
Don't mind if I do...
Bianchi!
No poison cooking!
I just put it there.
I didn't tell him to drink it.
Are you okay?
May... May I please use your bathroom?
Here you are.
Thank you...
I'm a cauliflower monster!
Wait!
What the heck?
Stop it!
A-Are you okay?
Yeah, fine...
Oh no!
Mr. Kawahira is going to complain that his ramen's cold again!
Adult I-Pin!
I've gotta hurry!
Hello, Young Vongola.
Honestly...
I was entertaining at a Family party too...
There!
Hawaiian Mambo!
Goodness me, I don't believe I've seen you before.
Who might this be, Young Vongola?
How can I explain?
Forget about it.
Party with me!
There!
Hawaiian Mambo!
Let go of me!
Hawaiian Mambo!
What the hell was that?
Hi, boss!
What the heck are you guys doing here?
Kyoko and I were invited!
What's wrong with that?
Huh? Guys?
Boss!
A guest?
Yeah.
Why, hello there, everyone.
I sell educational materials that are sure to be of great use to you.
Maybe I'll sell these idiots some too.
Educational materials?
These days, elementary and middle school grades determine your whole life,
so that's why you need my company's study guides!
First, you scare them...
I don't need that.
Not interested.
Um...
You'd better act now, or it'll be too late.
It'd be great if every household could hire tutors, but that's just not possible.
Don't worry.
Their tutor is here.
Reborn, you'll just make things more complicated.
What an adorable baby!
I almost want to take him home.
I don't have time to deal with these kids.
Listen, even if you have a private tutor, it's not enough!
If you rely on the skills of a simple tutor, the times are sure to leave you behind!
Say that again
and I'll slice your head open.
Stop it, Reborn.
As for you, I really don't think you should say bad things about tutors...
But you know, all tutors are idiots...
You just dug your own grave.
Don't move.
I'm going to kill you.
Why is there a log here?
I-It's a snake!
Naughty boy.
Dinner shouldn't run.
S-Sis...
Save me!
Pythons rank third in the list of best ingredients for poison cooking.
Stop!
Dynamite?!
What is wrong with this house?!
I warned him...
He left his bag.
What?
Isn't that my mom's wallet?
Wh-What do you mean?
That man was the pickpocket!
Tsuna, go kick the crap out of him.
What? But then...
Re-Born!
Re-Born
I'll beat the crap out of the pickpocket like my life depends on it!
Boss, please!
They're too much for us!
You and your men need to take care of them!
Please!
Boss
Leave it to us.
Freeze, pickpocket!
I think I've seen him before...
It's that kid!
It's him, boss!
No, please, not him...
No one's gonna stop me!
Strike!
R-Run!
Hold it!
What is that kid?
He's running after us, naked!
We picked the wrong family!
There!
Run in there!
Please, Mr. Policeman!
Arrest us!
We're a pickpocket, an extortionist and a conman!
The Crime Brothers!
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
It's all done!
Crab hot pot!
I didn't get to make dinner yesterday,
so I thought we should have a hot pot party!
It's the perfect dish this time of year.
I love hot pot!
So let's all eat up.
Let's eat!
I'll serve it to you, Ryohei.
Sure!
It's delicious!
But what happened to the boss?
Tsuna?
He's probably having an experience that's very important to a Mafia boss.
Let me out!
I have nothing to do with them!
Shut up!
You were wandering around in your underwear. You must be one of them!
I'm not!
Everything's an experience, Tsuna.
The horoscope for...
...next week!
The best three, maggot!
Lambo-san is here too!
You do this then.
That's right, maggot!
Hold... it... in...
The third sign for next week...
Leo Capture the heart of the one you love with animal-shaped chocolate!
...will be Leo.
Number two for next week...
Sagittarius Obligation chocolate may bring you an unexpected surprise!
...will be Sagittarius.
And the top sign...
Aquarius Handmade chocolate is good luck!
...will be Aquarius.
Ciao-ciao.
Bye-bye.
Next time:
The Misfortune of Shoichi Irie.